Alright, real talk. If you see the BLUE Maverick with the Saffron logo, that’s not Danny. If you see the white Mav WITH a pipe rack, that’s not Danny. However, if you see the white Mav without the pipe rack? That’s him. He’s on the road, spreading the gospel of how Saffron saves y’all time and money while also shopping local. He’s got the experience to back him up, and isn’t afraid to stumble into multi-million dollar bids of stuff. This is the dude you’re going to want to be friends with REAL quick if you want to retire before you’re 50.

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List of Jodie’s accomplishments:

Personally designed the bathrooms for the Louvre in France.

Put together Gordon Ramsay’s home kitchen.

Remodeled the White House shower for every president since Bush Sr.

Customized a shower for the penthouse suite at the Bellagio in Vegas, which eventually became the inspiration for the fountains.

Turned down the redesign of Buckingham Palace because “they just don’t have taste.”

Get some fancy into your life today. Email or call to schedule your one-on-one appointment with the one and only Jodie Brandon.

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Brian. It’s Brian. C’mon, you know Brian.

… You don’t know Brian? Dude, really? Brian is, like, him.

Brian is that guy who can explain string theory at 2am in your driveway while simultaneously fixing the garage door and grilling a steak. He’s the friend who goes on a weeklong silent meditation retreat and then comes back with an outlook that changes YOUR life.

Brian doesn’t “try” things, he does them. He doesn’t "try out woodworking"; he builds a cedar hot tub with integrated Bluetooth speakers that play only Miles Davis and Tool, depending on the moon phase. The guy somehow looks good in every hat — even a beret, which, let's be honest, only Brian could pull off unironically.

You get it now? It’s Brian.

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Callie once held Joe’s hair back on his 21st birthday after the dare of “I bet you can’t chug this 4Loko” came to it’s only inevitable conclusion.

Enjoys photography, being agitated before caffiene, and brief exposure to the sun before being able to camouflage herself against a fire truck.

Also, is a nurse. Like, an ER nurse. In real life. No kidding.

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This? This here is Efrain. Forget everything you know about Saffron Supply, as Efrain stands alone in his field. Sometimes literally, since he comes from a background of irrigation. In fact, if you ask anyone else about irrigation stuff, you’re going to get a very blank stare, followed by someone screaming”EFRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNN HEEEEEELP!”

He’s also a former manager, so Efrain and Joe sometimes share knowing sideways glances that say “God I hate it when this happens,” or “maybe today’s the day I finally run away from home and join the circus.”

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Thomas, born and raised as a nobleman in the Northshire Providence in Tualatin of Oregon, heralds from a royal lineage that once boasted their claim to the Water Heater Throne. Betrayed and downcast from the Vassal State of Salem, King Calandra the 4th seeks to reclaim the crown; and with it, the heads of the betrayers.

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On his seventh journey across the Caribbean Sea, Joshua was cornered by the HMS Wolseley while smuggling a ship-full of plumbing goods in the name of East Saffron Trading Company. An epic battle ensued with copious cannon fire and cutlass clashing. As the legend says, Josh lost his left pinky finger to the captain of the rival ship… But it re-grew through sheer pirate regeneration force. He now stands amongst Blackbeard and William Kidd in being a legend on the seas.

Don’t ask what’s in his garage.

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Was a forming member of the Beatles until Paul feared his musical genius overtaking the creativity of the band. James Hetfield cited Dallas as a reference on his resume. Once popped out of a cake for Eddie Van Halen's birthday. Also once took a diet pill nasally on a dare.

All around, just a stellar guy.

Also the proud owner of a mini-van.

Once went skiing and golfing at the same time. When he suggested to the Olympic committee to incorporate a new sport, which he referred to as “Skolf,” they gently encouraged that he “dial it down a couple notches.”

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The unsung hero of Saffron Supply, as she needs to put up with our collective less-than-desirable hygienic behaviors. Tracked mud, hand prints on faucets, the INSANE amount of dust this place seems to generate… Haylee makes Saffron sparkle in a way that nobody else can. Our tubs are clean enough to eat off of!

(Please do not eat off of our tubs, Haylee will yell at me)

Fell on the ice immediately after this video was taken.

In charge of writing employee descriptions. Take caution; he is not merciful.

Avid enjoyer of sharp white cheeses.

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